STARTER-KIT

How To Become a Trillionaire for Trump in 3 Easy Steps

Step 1: Make a Name for Yourself!

It's a simple play on words. Pick your new ruling-class identity:

  • Phil T. Rich

  • Jen Trification

  • Iona Bigga Yacht

  • Robin D. Poor

For more ideas, check out this old webpage.

Step 2: Dress for Success

Tuxedo, top hat, and cigar. Gown, mink stole, and tiara. Get creative. Maybe a tech-broligarchy bomber jacket and aviators.

Show some class, ruling class!

For more ideas, check out our style tips & some pictures.

Step 3: Protest the Protestors

Gather your local cotillion of oligarchs, and show up loud, proud, and ready to flaunt your wealth. Use our best posters and chants to let the peasants know their place:

🔥 Posters & Slogans

💰 Billionaire Supremacy & Economic Domination

  • For the very, very, very few, not the many.

  • Because we want to keep making more in a minute than you make in a lifetime.

  • History bends toward oligarchy—because we’re paying it to.

  • We! Are! The 0.01%!

  • Who’s Streets?! Wall Street’s!

  • When We Win, You Lose

  • This is what plutocracy looks like!

🏦 Corporate Greed & Exploitation

  • Your medical emergency is our passive income.

  • Your new healthcare plan: GoFundYourself.

  • DOGE – Department of Gouging Everyone

  • MAGA – Manipulating and Gouging Americans

  • Trump’s Big, Beautiful Chainsaw—Slashing Medicare, Medicaid & You

  • Like the GOP Congress, Bend Over For Billionaires

  • Profits Over People

🔥 Economic Destruction & Environmental Plunder

  • We Burn the World, You Pay the Bill

  • We Reached a Fork in the Road… and Left You With the Bill.

  • Denying Climate Change Since We Knew It Was Real

📜 For the Reconciliation Bill

  • One bill to rule them. One bill to rob them. One bill to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.

Come up with your own ideas, and here are even more.

Now, Take Action!

With your new name, sharp outfit, and luxury-branded propaganda, you’re ready to roll up your diamond-studded cufflinks and mingle with the peasants.

How to Show Up in Style:

✅ FIND A PROTEST. Locate the next gathering of the great unwashed Resistance and prepare to educate them on the finer points of oligarchy.

✅ MAKE AN ENTRANCE. Limo? Private security? Arrive in style. (Some tips.) You’re the ruling class—act like it.

✅ DISPLAY YOUR MESSAGE. Hold up your signs (see below) and chant like your stock options depend on it.

✅ DOCUMENT IT. Photos, videos—proof that you fought the class war and won.

✅ REPORT YOUR ACTION. Send in your glorious display of wealth supremacy so we can continue shaping the narrative.

Huzzah!

—Olly Gark, Principal, Trillionaires for Trump

P.S. Want to connect with like-minded Trillionaires? Join the club. Ruling-class solidarity is priceless.

P.P.S. Have big ideas for what’s next? Great—because you’re already in charge.


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