Our Team
Donald J. Trump
Net worth: $5.5B
A man of uncommon character, and true friend to the uber-wealthy. We funded his re-election and he is returning the favor many times over, slashing the benefits earned by ordinary Americans so we can increase our fleet of private jets. Trump is for us Trillionaires, and we Trillionaires are for Trump!
Elon Musk
Net worth: $433B
Masterfully wielding his DOGE (Department of Gouging Everyone) chainsaw to turn your Social Security check into a tax cut that will elevate us from mere billionaires to trillionaires, Elon Musk is a heroic, world-historic figure on par with Thanos, Sauron, and Scrooge McDuck.
Tech titans at Trump inauguration
Combined net worth: $1 Trillion
Tech titans, including Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, Sundar Pichai, and Elon Musk, attended Donald Trump's inauguration, representing a combined net worth of nearly $1 trillion.
Billionaires for a Dead Planet
Whether building pipelines through Native aquifers, boldly side-stepping scientific fact, or adroitly placing the world “clean” in front of the word “coal”, our partners at Billionaires for a Dead Planet (a wholly-owned subsidiary of Trillionaires for Trump), are championing a truly radical, post-Nature, post-breathing vision for planet Earth. (More info here.)
Every Billionaire and Corporation Starting a For-Profit City Free of Regulations!
The Freedom Cities Coalition and any entrepreneur establishing zones where we do not have to pay taxes or be confined by any regulation that might benefit humans or their environment. They emphasize American excellence, we see the genius of exploitation. (More info here.)